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1--- Weird but awesome riddles on Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:14 pm

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I'm sure you guys have probably seen these before, but i know some and...i thought id share them because there cool =o
infact i wont say the answers, you guys can just guess ( or most of you will probably look them up)ill post the answers later.
u can wina prize to

1: what's the key to opening a bananna?

2: whats brown and sticky?

3: why did the chicken cross the play ground?

4: what walks on four legs after birth, two legs middle aged and 3 legs while old?

5: when your watch breaks, what time is it?

6: why did king kong climb the empire state building?

7: What do you call a zipper on a bananna?

8: what do lazy dogs do for fun?

9: why was the baby ant confused?

10:what building has the most stories?

thats it! if you can guess all of them right! ( or get more then everyone esle) I'll give you a prize. Two ev'd pokemon of your choice! ( I have a bunch in my pc, I do NOT have all pokemon but most)
I hope i didnt need permission to do this, hopefully clover wont bite my head off. its not really a contest though but its not a givaway ether
0.o weird

anyway try your best!

2--- Re: Weird but awesome riddles on Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:28 pm

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i'm gonna use common sense answers XD

1: what's the key to opening a bananna?
taking the peel in you hand, and pulling it down. or a knife Very Happy

2: whats brown and sticky?
brown glue

3: why did the chicken cross the play ground?
because he felt he needed to

4: what walks on four legs after birth, two legs middle aged and 3 legs while old?
a doll Very Happy yep... violence XD

5: when your watch breaks, what time is it?
break time

6: why did king kong climb the empire state building?
he wanted to >_<

7: What do you call a zipper on a bananna?
the peel

8: what do lazy dogs do for fun?
act like Starrk and sleep

9: why was the baby ant confused?
he didnt know anything b/c he was just born

10:what building has the most stories?
the oldest building ever! XD depends on what kind of stories lol


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3--- Re: Weird but awesome riddles on Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:04 pm

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im sorry griffin...you got all of them wrong xD
your answers were funny though

4--- Re: Weird but awesome riddles on Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:02 pm

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XDXDXD i knew i would get them all wrong XD


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5--- Re: Weird but awesome riddles on Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:08 pm

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its okay xD

6--- Re: Weird but awesome riddles on Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:27 pm

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1: what's the key to opening a bananna?
A donkey or monkey.

2: whats brown and sticky?
A stick. <_<

3: why did the chicken cross the play ground?
I wanted to get to the other slide. Razz

4: what walks on four legs after birth, two legs middle aged and 3 legs while old?
A human. Babies walk on all fours, a man walks on two feet, and an old man walks with a cane.

5: when your watch breaks, what time is it?
Hammer time?

6: why did king kong climb the empire state building?
He was too big for the elevator.

7: What do you call a zipper on a bananna?
A Fruit Fly. xD

8: what do lazy dogs do for fun?
Chase Parked Cars

9: why was the baby ant confused?
All his uncles were ants. (still gets me everytime) Razz

10:what building has the most stories?
The Library!


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7--- Re: Weird but awesome riddles on Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:29 pm

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XDXDXD i think you're right ^_^


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8--- Re: Weird but awesome riddles on Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:31 pm

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I've...kinda heard all these before....o3o;

1: what's the key to opening a bananna?
Monkey

2: whats brown and sticky?
An actual stick

3: why did the chicken cross the play ground?
To get to the other slide

4: what walks on four legs after birth, two legs middle aged and 3 legs while old?
Man

5: when your watch breaks, what time is it?
Time to get a new watch

6: why did king kong climb the empire state building?
Couldn't fit in the elevator

7: What do you call a zipper on a bananna?
Fruit Fly

8: what do lazy dogs do for fun?
Chase parked cars

9: why was the baby ant confused?
All his uncles were ants

10:what building has the most stories?
Library

Dang. Paradox posted right before me....

9--- Re: Weird but awesome riddles on Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:58 pm

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Wow you guys are good. The only one I knew was #4.

http://www.sweetcharm.net

10--- Re: Weird but awesome riddles on Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:15 pm

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good job guys

11--- Re: Weird but awesome riddles on Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:27 pm

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i have a riddle! its from the hobbit,
A box without hinges key or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid

a clue then, it can be white or brown, but neither shade is round



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12--- Re: Weird but awesome riddles on Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:02 pm

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could it be PO-TA-TOES?

SAMWISE GAMGEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I <3 Pippin~


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13--- Re: Weird but awesome riddles on Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:15 pm

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do potatoes have a golden treasure? close but wrong keep guessing ur pretty close

14--- Re: Weird but awesome riddles on Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:17 pm

ThE HuNtEr

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I dunno but good jokes lol.

Wait, is it a coconut?

15--- Re: Weird but awesome riddles on Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:33 pm

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An egg.


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16--- Re: Weird but awesome riddles on Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:43 pm

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^^^^^^right!^^^^^^ good job!

17--- Re: Weird but awesome riddles on Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:27 pm

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Thank you, thank you. Draggadon may get this riddle correct:

"What's in my pocket?"


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18--- Re: Weird but awesome riddles on Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:45 pm

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Not fair! It isn’t fair, my precious, is it, to ask us what it’s got in its nassty little pocketses?
Sssssss. It must give us three guesseses, my preciouss—three guesseses.





Answer: a magic ring that makes the wearer invisable

19--- Re: Weird but awesome riddles on Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:03 am

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Paradox wrote:Thank you, thank you. Draggadon may get this riddle correct:

"What's in my pocket?"

Um.....um......A string! Or...NOTHING!



(oh how I love lotr ;w;)

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20--- Re: Weird but awesome riddles on Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:16 am

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Clover wrote:NOTHING!

Correct, actually. =P



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21--- Re: Weird but awesome riddles on Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:33 am

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baww i thought u where quoting.........

22--- Re: Weird but awesome riddles on Wed Apr 07, 2010 10:01 am

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Whats black and white and red all over?

23--- Re: Weird but awesome riddles on Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:14 pm

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE KITTY IN THE BLENDER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts crying* (that was a 'you had to have been there' situation...)


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24--- Re: Weird but awesome riddles on Wed Apr 07, 2010 7:09 pm

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boy from asension wrote:Whats black and white and red all over?

Some white punk when he doesn't give me my money. *glares at Boy*


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25--- Re: Weird but awesome riddles on Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:20 pm

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newspaper,

never thirsty always drinking all in mail never clinking, what am i?

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