I don't like hannah montana ( Guess I should say I dont watch it), but this is just me having randomess with it. I Guess I am making fun of it, but its just for fun I have nothing against the show.

This is stupidity for my own amusement <3 I wrote this in play formatt because in my head it woouldnt work as an actaul story.

You know laugh tracks in sitcoms? everytime that goes off in my story, ill put " haha" at the end. sorry if it gets anoying, im just maken fun of the bad use of laugh tracks to


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[ Theme song plays, a blonde haired girl steps out of a limo and begins to sing, dance and fall around the creen]

[ Cut to Miley's house]

[ Miley,( we know this because her hairs magically brown) is eating breakfast in the kitchen, her dad comes down the stairs]

Billy: Hey Darlen, Just finished another hannah song

Miley: Thank you DDAADDYY! god forbid I ever gatta write one of those myself! (hahaha)

Billey: Today we gatta go record the song in the shed out back, daddys gotcha covered.

Miley: Yes he does! your the man billy ray!

billy: thats what they call me [hahaha]

[ Lilly, Miley's best friend comes skate boarding into the house, stop and gets off]

Miley: Lilly what did I tell you about skate boarding in the house!?

Lilly: whipe my feet?

Miley: no! [hahha]

Lilly: beat my meat? [hahaha]

Miley: NO! [slaps herself in the face] never mind! I have a secert to tell you! [hahaha]

Lilly: I know, I know! By day your property of the disney channel, but by night your rocken as hannah montana, but nobody knows because you were a blonde wig and a pair of your dads shades!

Miley: I already told you?

Lilly: yeah, episode 1. gosh miley!

[ scene cuts to Miley, Billy ray and lilly in the recording studio,]

Miley: [singing] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH blue jeans! BLUUUUEEEE jeans, why do you make me look so fat? blue jeans! blue jeans! ill just eat beans! In my blue jeans!

[she stops, billy and lilly are standing from behind a transparent wall]

Billy: That was good....what in the name of jumpen kangaroos are you doing lilly? [hahaha]

Lilly: picking bugs from your hair [HAHAHA CUZ THATS SO FREAKEN HARLIOUS! ( sarcasm)]

Billy: Thanks! I havent taken a bath in weeks

Miley: Oh daddy!

[ scene switches to miley looking at album covers]

Miley: I really like this photo daddy, it really shows what my music is about [hands billy the photo with hopful face, illy is talking on the phone but he tosses it aside]

Billey: [ sets phone down for a sec] nah, your jugs aint big enough [hahaha]

Miley: daddy..daddy say what!?

Billy: why dont we just take pictures of lilly? she's hotter, thatd be easier. [ gets back to talking on phone]

Miley: But daddy! Im hannah montana not lilly

Billy: Miley what did I tell you before I un tied you? lilly is ganna be on the cover and thats final!

lilly: Yes

Miley: >.>

[ switches scene to miley and lilly at beach]

MileY: Your supposed to my best friend, but your hotter then me!

Lilly: I cant help your dad thinks that, but hey at least I get to be on the hannah montana cover [hahaha] but wont they know the diffrence?

miley: no, my fans are stupid tweens, they'll buy anything with my name on it.

lilly: Look, I am your friend, why dont you write a song and we can sing together? that will fix our problems!

Miley: But you cant sing

Lilly: nether can you! remember? They fix your voice[hahaha]

miley: ill get daddy to do it later wait...maybe I can try writing a song on my own this time?

lilly: you could try. It would be a nice plot twist

miley: alright, lets do it together!

*end, they alway end some sort of heart warming cheesy way*

Yeah this is beyond retarted. I KNOW THAT lol <3 But this is what happans when Im bored in my math class. again I dont hate the show , i just dont watch it.

here is my take,

Miley after living the dream of her life being a famous celebrity is soon forgotten,a shadow of what she is now a 40 year old Milly cyrus is all it's left Hanna Montana was replace 3 year after 2010 living miley now a drug addict broke. Milly seeks a way to survive in this world that forgot about her another day in this wordless life she said with her face reflecting a tired empty expression,Miley soon looks for a pile of crack she left in the kitchen,only to see the T.v on ''toady on Disney channel stay tune for Charlie Charm! new hit single! ''Dreaming of you'',miley remembers how her past life used to be fill with the trill of not having any responsibility and doing what ever she wanted,her daughter Kiley which she had when she was only 20 ask her ''Mommy could you but it Please??'', Milly with a fake smile said ''honey i would love too but mommy needs her meds'',the infant quite dis pointed said ok mommy,soon Miley took the crack hidden on Fan bellow the table,
and consume some of it soon she is high in a world where she still a teen and where everyone loves her.soon Milly can't afford anymore of her Fairy dust which lets her to state of insanity,soon her daughter is taking away do to neighbors hearing Milly scream while the child was crying.soon with nothing left in the world Milly decides to seek for a job and try to get her life back together only to spend all the Money she got in drugs that let her to an overdose which causes her imminent Death.Soon on the news.''Ex-Disney star and pop idol miley cyrus is found death on her home the Police said she died from an overdose of drugs.''

the end.

pk troll thats amazing lol
kind of bad though

Lolz! Thats funny, your parodies always are haha! You should do more. Also PK_Troll, yeah I see her becoming just like her fellow ex-Disney stars, Brittney Spears and Lindsey Lohan.
Anyways xD Keep writing parodies Barry, they make me laugh everytime, I'm sure everyone agrees with me on that.
Lovez chu xDD

Im glad you enjoyed it lol I have alot of stuff I can make fun of xD we'll do some tonight on yahoo hows that sound? Xp

lol

can i ask why you put a heart after you titles?

PK_Troll wrote:can i ask why you put a heart after you titties?

what

Sorry, but I had to do that one. :c

Wow, I've seen the show, (cousins), and this would be like a comedy version. It's pretty funny.

Thanks dark specptile xD glad you liked lol

I don't know any of the characters..so...I don't get it XD sowwy

Lol clover thats okay, yeah you do sorta have to semi-know the characters. I only know them because i ahd seen the first episode and one other recently

lol...

Why do you believe on this... Its just a Tv show... have you met her personally... Hope that this all'll be just fake.. and you just came to know that Hannah Montana is a lovely girl.. This will help you try this..